Cornucopia of awkward
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee"
One of the cats, Xena, was mewing at the door, so I let her in. Her voice sounded muffled, but I didn’t notice until she had dashed inside that she had a mouse in mouth. It was still alive. She dropped the mouse, I put the cat outside, and now I can’t find the mouse.
FUCK.
