Cornucopia of awkward
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee"
I don’t know where this is, but I know I want to be there. Anyone else know where this could be?
(Source: m0rtality, via thrill-seeking)
adelepenguin asked: thanks for telling me the ingredients for the brownie cupcakes you made for your friend's wedding!
Sorry I couldn’t be more specific! :P If I had made them for myself, I would have used a from-scratch brownie recipe obviously. Hopefully the frosting “recipe” I told you is somewhat helpful though! That’s generally what I do for most frostings I make and it’s so easy. Just make sure the butter is room temp.
Anthony of Closet Freaks
Conquering my fear of heights with Yewon
(via mon-tout)
Never fried, deep fried, coated in something, beer-battered, etc. Also, as is the case at 99% of restaurants except really fancy ones, they will give you way too much. So either ask that they just give you half the food and wrap up the other half when you order, or if you don’t feel comfortable with that, get an extra plate and when the food arrives unload all but the appropriate serving size onto the other plate.
Note: while buffets are all you can eat, that doesn’t mean you should. To make you feel like you’re getting more, bring one food back to the table at a time so you get to go back to the buffet multiple times. Either that, or go through the buffet once. When you are done eating, pile your napkin and silverware on top of your plate.
(via losingweightthehardway)
PAM: I don’t wanna look at your friend’s boobs all day.
(Source: quinnfabray, via jimhalpert)
